Last updated on October 21st, 2019 at 04:01 pm
Filling and healthy peanut butter chocolate oatmeal, super easy and tastes like dessert!
Jingle bells, jingle bells. Oh, wait it’s not Christmas. It’s spring already. But it’s snowing out there. So it is Christmas! Days like this I feel like I might as well roll into a ball and get my period started ‘cause I’m not doing anything. I don’t even feel like making this chocolate oatmeal. As delicious & filling as it is.
How To Make PB Chocolate Oatmeal
It’s fairly easy and will warm my heart, I know. But I’ll have to get to the stove. I’ll have to cook some oats with some water because I’m not making any nut milk today. Nut milk is so overrated anyway and it tastes like water with wood and sugar.
Then I’ll chop a good amount of dark chocolate, 85%, because 99% tastes like something a human should never eat. A rabbit is a different story. They do eat their feces after all. The first time. Not to be confused with the second time – rabbit said: “nobody wants to eat that shit”. Then I’ll let that dark chocolate melt because that’s what every chocolate should do.
Oh, and then peanut butter. Or any other nut butter. Nut butter is so underrated. It will make your life better. Optionally I might get some frozen berries from the freezer and freeze my hand off. Fresh berries right now exist only on the internet. And I’ll top that chocolate peanut butter oatmeal with berries, because health. But here I didn’t do it. I topped it with some more roasted nuts, because hungry. What a light breakfast. It’s sooooo freakin’ delicious. And it’s healthy, really, I will just not feel hungry until 2pm.