I’M A STAY AT HOME PERSON

Last updated on April 6th, 2017 at 11:20 am

You guys I’ve been stuck at home for 3 days straight this week. Like – I did not go out even to the store.

And the reason for my untypical behavior was that the weather was insane. A complete lunatic – someone should just take that weather, wrap it in a straitjacket and put it in a nuthouse.

It was changing more often than a baby changes “its” diapers. I mean than the baby’s parents change “its” diapers. I assume that would be pretty often, ‘cause babies go all the time, right? They’re simply adorable, but they mass-produce po.o.

The last time I went out before yesterday I got on a bus for just 2 stations and the sun was shining, the birds were flying, the mosquitos were biting. So it was all good. I get out of the bus (after a 3 minute ride) and it starts to hail. I was like – “Ah, okay. That’s interesting.”

My most uncomfortable 5-minute-walk of this year followed. These hail stupid idiots were getting inside of my boots (Yes, I am wearing boots end of March!), my jacket, my clothes and even though I am always prepared for a crappy weather and always have my umbrella in my bag, this was a really unpleasant walk. Feeling like crap under my umbrella – ella- ella- ella – crap – crap – crap – crap.

After those 5 minutes – guess what? Sun is shining again. Talk about bipolar weather. But I survived and now I am free since three days. I even went to gym and yesterday to an ALL YOU CAN EAT Buffet. I mean I need balance in my life – I work out for thirty minutes, so I eat for 2 hours straight. EVERYTHING I CAN EAT. That’s the motto.

Let’s keep our fingers crossed, that these will be the last crappy weather days until December!